Top Ten Reasons To Hate 50 Cent

So here are the top ten reasons why I am against 50 Cent.  I sort of was planning on making a list, but I decided to maybe get a bit creative, get on the wild side, and go lyrical.  You won't find these lines on any hip-hop diss track, but I decided to make them myself.  Let me know what you think of them, and if you are an aspiring artist, or a big time musician (i.e. one of 50's enemies), please let me know if you are going to use it.  I would love to see it in a track or something, and would love to know if any of the lines I make up would ever be used.

Reason Number Ten:

He likes to challenge people to record sales, put on stake his future musical career, and is a straight up moron.  If you lose a bet to Kanye West, and say your going to retire if he beats you in record sales, then be a man, and retire from doing solo-albums, like you said you would.  Heck, ya got G-Unit to fall back on, so just do your group work and be done.  No one really likes your solo work that much anyway...

Reason Number Nine:

You like to start things.  Heck if I had a nickel for every time you started beef over nothing, I would be richer than you and your crappy record sales.  

"You had one solid album, and the rest is all crap, you can make as many movies as you want, but your sh!t is still whack."

Damn, if I was making a diss song towards you, that line would for sure be in it.  Hey Young Jeezy, The Game, T.I., or Nas, feel free to throw that one into any of your tracks!  Man Fiddy, you are pretty whack, taking on musicians like Nas & T.I. is probably one of your biggest mistakes as of yet.  

"You like to think you and your Unit got it all, but damn, I am sick of you all..."

I don't know where I am spitting these lines from, to bad I am not a rapper.  But anyway, the number nine reason to hate on fiddy is mainly due to his as-of-late beef starting with musicians T.I. and Nas.  Dude just keep to yourself and stop acting tough... Myself and the rest of the music industry is kinda getting sick of your act.  If you want to make music, than do that, and stop starting up with other musicians.

Reason Number Eight:

You like to get around with girls like Paris Hilton (as shown above).  

"Your a sell-out, and think you can be a one man show.  Hell if that was the case, then during your competition with Kanye, you were a for sure NO SHOW..."

My lyrical flow is just heating up, I really don't know where this is coming from, especially because I am not a musician.  But the lyrics that I just spit are the truth... 

"Besides, you being with Paris makes you a straight up hoe."

Anyway, the reason for number eight is that:

"You aren't a P.I.M.P. your just a sell out, better known for being a hoe."

Reason Number Seven:

Oh the things you do Mr. Cent... If your act would just straighten up the world would not have such a problem with you.  You seemed like a nice guy when you first showed up on the musical scene, but damn things have changed, and you aren't so clean.  Rumors spread man, and setting fire to your house, now let's hope that was not your doing...  Because if so, that would make you a felon.  Too bad your alibi may check, because if it didn't it would make you much worse than T.I.

Reason Number Six:

"What are you, preparing for Ether 2.  Man oh-man, Nas will crush you."

"Hell Fiddy all you have fought is small time stuff, compare yourself to Nas, and you ain't much..."

"Nas will tear you to pieces, he has already gone up against the greats, facing off against Jay-Z and Biggie, are you truly ready for this date...?" 

"Your going up against the world, and while some may appreciate, your sh!t's weak, and this could be the end of your musical fate"

"Nas will crush you, just like Kanye did, Jeezy and The Game will flat out annihilate, YA DIG!?"

"So for reason number six, your big mouth should just stay shut, oh... and by the way Curtis, just shut the F*ck up..."

Reason Number Five:

No lyrics to this one.  Just a simple message: Your running out of time, you're getting to old for this game.  

"Stop acting like your twenty, give it a rest, you've lost your fame."

Man picking fights a like a little school girl, what's next, you going to challenge Brittany Spears to a musical fight?  Your list of enemies are clearly too many to count, so my main question to you is why not make peace?

I promise you that Paper Trail will end up selling more than your Massacre album ever will.

So number five is simple, by age thirty, don't ya think it is a little childish to be picking all these fights?

Reason Number Four:

There are truly no lyrics I can make up for this one, so just sit back and read on...

Just because you were shot and lived doesn't make you tough... You aren't the first, and you won't be the last person to have accomplished this feat.  You must think you are the toughest guy on the streets of New York, but if you ever got into a fight with someone on the streets, you would lose so badly.  You can get shot as many times as you want, but you hide behind your story, and you think that because you were shot, you are the greatest thing to hit the music scene.  Let me break it to you Mr. Cent... You're not...

Reason Number Three:

Your voice is as annoying and whiny as a little school boy's.  You sit there all day, spitting lyrics about how tough you are, but your voice is not convincing.  You can't do much with your tracks, that is why you have so many featured artists on all of your albums.  Maybe if you put out an album of just you, I could actually be able to hear the real 50 Cent.  

Reason Number Two:

Is because of what I read from people other than me...  Here is what some other people think about you and your lame game...

On The Picture Above:
"Hmmmmm……I could of swore that’s the same chick that was caught on the internet saying racial slurs like “ni**a this and my ni**a that” and now he is gonna be all hugged up with her. 50, ur a disgrace to the hip-hop culture. And you got he nerve to be talking about Lil’ Wayne? You’ll do anything to sell a record." - G-Unit Killa (Click Here To Read More)

Damn 50, looks like I am not the only one... I agree with G-Unit Killa, you will do anything to sell a record...

Reason Number One:

And the number one reason as to why I hate 50 Cent...  Well it is very simple.  You open your mouth when it should stay shut.  You have no musical game, whatsoever.  You like to start beef, and then get your butt handed to you by artists such as The Game, Young Jeezy, and soon T.I. and Nas...  And the final reason, both YOU and YOUR UNIT suck...

So there you have it... Why 50 Cent Blows...

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