Up until recently I had no clue what the phrase FML meant. Then I started hearing it, but it never really caught on. This site put it into perspective...

Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out
negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

Today, campus security called to inform me that my car had been in an accident. I rushed down to the security office to find most of the officers laughing. A portable john blew over on to my car and smashed my rear window. Now, security calls me "Port-A-Potty Guy," and my car smells like shit. FML

Today, I handed my PhD dissertation, which I have spent the past year researching and writing full-time. Last night, my roommate set an autocorrect on Word that changed "neither" to "n*gger." I didn't notice until after I handed it in. My professor is black. FML

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML


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